Aardy R. DeVarque (aardy) wrote in metaquotes,
Aardy R. DeVarque
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Your own, chocolate, Jesus

kateshort, in response to the Nutrition Facts for the anatomically-correct chocolate Jesus statue:

Our Savior, who art in Hershey,
Cacao be thy Name.
Thy caffeine come.
Thy blend be done,
in milk as it is in plain dark.
Give us this day our Green & Black's.
And forgive us our tempering,
As we forgive those that temper thy crystals.
Lead us now into temptation;
But deliver us from carob:
For thine is the cocoa,
And the powder, and the mole'
For ever and ever. Amen.

Context is wishing the statue was filled with cherry liqueur...
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