"Yeah," I said. "I mean, you and Achan are such good friends now but if she ever discovers that *your* friends -- with your wilful encouragement, I might add -- wrote an extremely fucked-up *koffkoff* commentary (entitled: The Psychedelic Psychic And The Higad Queen and Boyzone!!! And Guys On Mechanical Horses Yaoi!!!) on one of her fics just because they wanted the sex first..."
"=____=" said Krimi.
"But thank god that's never gonna happen anyway," I said hurriedly. "Because, come on, how is she going to find out???? You gonna tell her or something?"
To quote another much-abused aphorism: Famous Last Words.
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