Yes, I Have One (supremegoddess1) wrote in metaquotes,
Yes, I Have One
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300 in 300 words.

robyn_ma gives you the low-down on 300:


Wherein I save you the ticket money:

Spartans were bad-ass.

Everyone else was a fag.

Especially the Persians.

Xerxes wasn't just a fag, he was a proto-transsexual. As such, of course, he was more evil than anyone ever.

AAAARGH SPARTA IS AWESOME.

CLANGCLANGCLANG STABBITY STAB STAB.

Spartans? Bad-ass.

Women = cum receptacles. Spartan women = good for birthing Spartan men. Spartan girls = dump 'em on the mountain and let ugly old lepers rape 'em till they go crazy and speak in tongues and become 'oracles.'

And yet Sparta = freedom.

YAARRRGH WAR IS SO FUCKIN' AWESOME DOOOOOOD *monster guitar crunch*

OMG SPARTANS R TEH BAD-ASSEST OF TEH BAD-ASS.

Xerxes: *is freaky*

Lesbians in Xerxes' tent: *are freaky*

Hunchback in Xerxes' tent: *fits right in*

I KEEL YOU WITH SWORD. I SLAP YOU WITH SHIELD. I BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH MY OWN TESTICLES.

Persians: *ded*

Leonidas: 'Shit, we're gonna die anyway. SPARTA FIGHT KILL FAGS AAAAAGH'

Spartans: *ded*



QWP, Context has very buff abs and can't decide whether to sex you, kill you, or kill you and then sex the corpse.
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