One of my customers actually reconized me, called me by name, chatted about her new crackberry for a while, and then proceded to bitch me out for refusing to help her find the correct version of the bible she was looking for. A WTF moment for the history books. But wait. It gets better. The bitch then yells at me for MY book selection. She actually tells me Nietzsche is a horrible human being and is rotting in hell. "Reading that smut will reserve you a place in the deepest pits of HELLLLLLLLLZ, Kate."
"Well," I replied. "We are a tropical people, my friends and I. At least it will be warm? Lolz."
"I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT. YOU'RE GOING TO ROT. I'M RETURNING MY CRACKBERRY TO YOU AND ACTIVATING WITH A COMPANY NOT RUN BY HEATHENS."
Customer pwnage in 3...2...1...
"Well Rita, that's all fine and well. However you are well outside of the return period. So in addition to our 25$ restocking fee, and Big Pink T's 200$ early termination fee, I'm afraid the third party agreement you signed requires you to pay the discount you received in full within 30 days or be subject to contact by our credit department. But I suppose if my immortal soul is REALLY worth the 379.05 + tax, then more power too you. Have a good one. And please refrain from harassing any other member of the shopping public... STAFF OR OTHERWISE."
context left the B&N manager was standing there, mouth open, looking misty eyed.