My soul back. There was this crazy guy on the street, see, who claimed that he was Satan, and that he could get me Keira Knightley's phone number if I'd just sell him my one shot at eternal happiness beyond the Pearly Gates. As I'm an atheist, it seemed a fair trade, until Jennifer Lopez picked up on the other end of the phone. At that point, I decided there was nothing for it but to track the would-be Lucifer down and whack 'em in the labonzas until he returned my immortal soul.
--eventhewaves, answering an end-of-year quiz