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For the tenants:
The Ten Commandments:
1) Thou shalt not threaten the manager's life because thou didst not pay thy rent on time.
2) Thou shalt not deal drugs out of thine apartment. Or if thou dost deal drugs out of thine apartment, thou shalt do it in a manner such that the ENTIRE WORLD DOES NOT KNOW ABOUT IT. Because if I, the Somewhat-Less-Than-Omniscient Manager know about it, chances are that the Men With Shackles know about it too. Thou shalt look up the word "subtlety."
3) Thou shalt not run prostitution rings out of thine apartment. The numerous scantily clad women entering and exiting from thine apartment at all hours of the night destroy thy chances of hiding it. Again, thou shalt look up the word "subtlety".
4) If thou shouldst happen to become lonely and procure the services of a prostitute, make sure she knows where YOU live. Having said prostitute knock on the door of the Somewhat-Less-Than-Omniscient Manager at 11:00PM looking for YOU shall result in your smiting with a Get-Thee-The-Fuck-Out Notice.
5) Thou shalt not file for a hearing in response to a Get-Thee-The-Fuck-Out Notice, and then not show up at Justice Court. My time is valuable.
6) Thou shalt not act surprised when the official 24-hour Get-Thee-The-Fuck-Out Notice appears on thy door. You knew it was coming. Or, thou shalt not act suprised when one of the Men With Shackles arrives to allow us to kick thy sorry butt out of the apartment. The 24 Get-Thee-The-Fuck-Out Notices are NOT subtle. This is INTENTIONAL.
7) Thou shalt not allow thy firearm-toting friends to threaten the Courtesy Patrol Guard. This shall result in a GTTFO notice.
8) Thou shalt not lecture the Somewhat-Less-Than-Omniscient Manager about the laws of God. They do not apply here. I do not care if thou believest that Jesus smoked crack and therefore thou canst also smoke crack without penalty. The Men With Shackles will quickly relieve thee of that belief. Or someone named Bubba will. Either one is fine with me.
9) Thou shalt not hang ANYTHING from the water-dispensing spigot in thy ceiling, including thyself. It is messy, and thou shalt be responsible for the fee for repairing thy apartment, and the apartments below you if thou art on an upper floor.
10) Thou shalt not call me or any of my Minions of Righteousness things such as "bitch", "slut", "cunt", "whore", "motherfucker", "asshole"....or anything other than our actual given names. Such language will result in thy removal from my domain, escorted by Men With Shackles if necessary. If thou canst not act like an adult, thou shalt be dismissed. Refer to a thesaurus for socially acceptable words to express thy displeasure.

Context wants to smite all these people and have it be done with.