You know what's sad, though? I went to Borders today and found to my disbelief - and chagrin - that Orlando Bloom!Legolas was the cover of the Twin Towers paper back.
Two little five year olds asking each other who the official "Lawd of Those Rings" was made up for it. ("B-but it's the ELF GIRL! She's got all that jewelry!" "Who's that girl?" "She's, like, that one with the long b-blonde hair. She's that Leckolast person!" "Ooh, she's so pretty!")
(Love you, Biz. <3)