"I now have this strange urge to write a post-series Buffy the Vampire Slayer crossover where Miss Piggy is called as a Slayer ("Aha!" exclaimed Willow. "Magic does too work on Muppets!" "I never said it didn't," said Xander. "I just pointed out that trying to give Fozzie a magical sense of humor would probably cause an apocalypse. Totally different."')"
-- havocthecat (in a locked post, con permisso)