whitetower (whitetower) wrote in metaquotes,
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Heh.

At age 9, I cured cancer. Due to FDA regulations and various pending patents, I have been forbidden by counsel to speak of this until now. You'll all be hearing about this shortly.

I speak 447 languages including Elephant and Ficas tree. I also helped Isaac Mizrahi design his upcoming Spring 2004 collection, designed the new Chicago Lyric Opera House, ended world hunger and single-handedly ended America's recession. Yesterday.

I could go on but I don't want you all to be intimidated by me so I, humbly, will stop here.

alleynyc, here, whilst mocking these unbelieveable morons.
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