I have a mitten and a chicken puppet! (tzikeh) wrote in metaquotes,
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Produce Panic

I also think we should change the "Terror Alert" system to make it more user-friendly and less frightening. Keep "orange," but change "red" to "apple," "yellow" to "banana," and so on and so forth. "Green" could be "lettuce," because lettuce is nice and safe. That way, when you say, "We're at apple alert! We're at apple alert!" people are more apt to behave in a calm and collected manner than if you use some panic-inciting "red alert"-type phrase. And, really, I just want to be able to say, "banana alert," at some point in my life. -- bakedgoldfish
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