joan the english chick (mamajoan) wrote in metaquotes,
joan the english chick

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Costco. Oh my lord. Why did no one ever tell me about this place? It's amazing. Aisles upon aisles of things I really don't need but feel compelled to buy anyway. I think it has to do with the sheer size of the packaging. The mayonnaise jars alone are enough to send you into shock. Gargantuan. More than a lifetime's supply. And it hardly matters that I'll still have a good fourth of the vat'o'mayo left when I kick off because the price! For five dollars I shall never have to buy condiments again. When I move, I'll simply lug them with me, like beloved furniture. A permanent fixture, my mayonnaise. I'm really very sure someone should have told me about this mecca earlier.
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