Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in metaquotes,
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Van Wilder

cmpriest saw Van Wilder 2 and didn't like it

Here are just a few ways that those two hours could have been better spent:

* Eating stamps
* Drawing stick figure pornography on dollar bills
* Hot-gluing live cockroaches to mailboxes
* Crank calling radio stations (Hey, can I dedicate Alice Cooper's "Poison" to my good buddy Alexander Litvinenko?)
* Picking sesame seeds off of Big Mac buns
* Arguing with Jehovah's Witnesses
* Masturbating with a cheese grater


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