Lawrence Chu (loopychew) wrote in metaquotes,
Lawrence Chu
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Apologies for the mind-fart that led to the quote being posted unprotected.

spectralbovine summarizes Mohinder from the show Heroes to date in thirty seconds.

"All around us, we are evolving! There are special people with powers, the next generation of humanity!"
*dad dies*
"God, my dad was CUH-RAZY! He thought that all around us, we are evolving! That there are special people with powers, the next generation of humanity!"
*goes to America*
"Wow, look at all this freakyass shit that validates my father's theories! God, my dad was CUH-RAZY! I HATE HIM SO MUCH."
"Hi, my name is Peter Petrelli, brother of Nathan Petrelli, who you just this morning believed had special powers. I, too, have powers."
"WHATEVER, LIAR. NO ONE HAS POWERS. God, my dad was CUH-RAZY!"
"Hi, I'm a pixie-like love interest. Don't you think it's sort of interesting that there's a guy who can paint the future?"
"WHATEVER, LADY. People claim to paint the future all the time. The fact that all this weird shit is happening to me is TOTAL COINCIDENCE. GOD, I HATE MY DAD."
*sulks back to India*
"That's it, I'm leaving all my crazy dad's theories behind and shacking up with my old girlfriend."
"Hi, I'm a freaky little kid who can enter your dreams and show you the past. You have the answer already."
"No, I don't!"
"Yes, you do."
"No, I don't!"
*sees past Mohinder express interest and belief in his father's theories*
"OH, YEAH. NOW I REMEMBER THAT I USED TO BELIEVE MY FATHER'S THEORIES BEFORE I ANNOYINGLY AND INEXPLICABLY DECIDED THEY WERE CRAP."
*goes back to America with a list of all the supers*

Context really wants to kick Mohinder in the face.
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