People who RP like this and think it's good need to have their fingers broken so they can never, ever type a sentence like 'Ebon painted chassis flaunting robusts limbs ruggedly' again. It's like what would happen if V from V for Vendetta tried to RP. Except, somehow, I'd think he'd be more coherent. And that's saying something, since he's V.
Context could read this entire entry put in alliteral terms if I were that clever, but if I were that clever ... I'd be playing V, I would.