Thorn (thornsilver) wrote in metaquotes,

A naturel.

By scribblemoose after watching a nature documentary:

"There was one sequence with a lot of horny whales waving their 12 foot penises around which was, um, odd. I couldn't help wondering what it would be like if blokes did that when they swarmed around a hapless woman in a pub, instead of beseiging her with corny chat up lines and outrageous bragging. Or maybe that's what the whales were doing. Maybe that whale song is just a lot of whales going 'hey look! I've got an extra inch on this guy! Shag me! Phwoar, did you see the fins on that' etc."

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