Me: *smiles* Hello.
Woman: I was wondering if you could tell me if you have a book I'm looking for; I can't seem to find it on the shelves in your Fantasy section.
Me: Sure, do you have the title or author?
Woman: I can't remember exactly, but it's released on December 1st.
Woman: *looks patiently*
Me: ...It's still November.
Woman: Oh. So you don't have it? Okay then! *bounces off*
- From tiniowien's journal, QWP and all that stuff.