Here are some companies and new slogans
The Post office: Post with us and we'll file it. (See rubish bin)
The National Health Service (Choose and Book): Help us, help you, Help us
Private Dental Health: Have a smile for your bank manager to be proud of!
The Dental Service (NHS): Subscribe now your grandchildrens smiles might get noted.
Social Services: Get help you need when you need it*
*As long as were not in a meeting or filing our nails
The Benefits agency: New technology to help you find a job**
**all benefits agency staff where trained how to work these machines before they where sacked due to machines
Social Services Direct Payments Dept: You get the employee you want, we give you the cash. (Eventually.) And we do no work and get the credit.
Local Council ASBO Unit: Antisocial behavior is not a problem. Please ring your local nick on 0990 ...
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