Thursday, December 18, 2003
WHAT SAURON'S BEEN UP TO
After watching "Return of the King" (more thoughts upon which I'll write up tomorrow) I was suddenly hit with a realization.
Sauron is alive and well and is the secret mastermind behind CBS television.
You doubt me? You think that's ridiculous? Ah, but consider:
The CBS symbol--A giant, unblinking eye, focused on the hearts and minds of America.
CBS Headquarters--a gigantic, ebony tower, oftentimes referred to as Black Rock.
The initials--CBS=Created By Sauron.
Both have major spokesmen with three syllable names ending with "man" (Saruman=Letterman)
Coincidence? I think not.