V (vvvexation) wrote in metaquotes,
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cmpriest posts perhaps the most breathless movie review ever

we just got back from The Return of the King.

sweet furry baby jesus, stuffed in a tortilla, jumping up and down on a pogo stick while the pigs fly by and the cows stop for directions. i mean, dear curly virgin mary, cramming weasels into socks, pulling olives out of a jar and sucking on the pits. and for that matter...oh holy apostles, mad with caviar and wondering where the monkeys went. and while we're at it--great heavenly hosts, singing songs about the southland, playing putt-putt and asking for Snoopy band-aids...and i'd better quit there.
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