Madame de Pompadour (mmepompadour) wrote in metaquotes,
Madame de Pompadour
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Bwahaha

deadspook in reference to a locked entry involving my purchase of a book called A Treasury of Great American Scandals: Tantalizing True Tales of Historic Misbehavior by the Founding Fathers and Others Who Let Freedom Swing:


I've heard George Washington and a bunch of the founding fathers grew large amounts of cannibus. It was the brains, yes, but also the pot-induced bursts of creativity.

"Dude"
"Ya, Ben?"
"We need to make, like, glasses but like...DOUBLE glasses."
"What?"
"Double-fucking glasses...like BI-focals. Two glasses in one, but like...One glasses."
"Jesus, you always get this way when we smoke..'electricity', special ovens that heat from the center, re-writing the bible, Federalism, and freeing the slaves(???). And, "double glasses"; what does that even mean, dude?"
"... let's go get some buttered English muffins. With jam. Strawberry jam."

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