Me: "Most of my Wiccan friends delight in the spectacle of Halloween, while still observing Samhain as a religious holiday, in much the same way that many Christians enjoy the festivities of Christmas without forgetting the spiritual reason for the holiday."
Him: "That was covered on Buffy as well. Willow refers to Wiccans as "wanna-blessed-be's". In the Buffyverse, real witches create time rifts, do battle with gods, flay their enemies alive, try to destroy the world, etc. And that's just one of the "good" witches, mind you. You don't want to meet one of the nastier ones."
Me: "Yes, of course. I keep forgetting how Buffy is a documentary"
-autographedcat knows the difference between fact and fiction.
Context can't think of a funny tag line to end this with.