The Princess of All Cosmos (superforeigner) wrote in metaquotes,
The Princess of All Cosmos
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Yay for LOTR puns.

Self: I sometimes think that Denethor did not try to set fire to his son to prevent any potential lack of nobility but just because he was really pissed off.
god drivesataxi: ahahahaha
Self: What other reason do you try to light your son, who is clearly still alive, on fire?
Self: Denethor: "Wait, wait, wait. You lost Osgiliath *AGAIN*? Didn't we have this discussion in the LAST movie?!"
Self: "GO TO YOUR DOOM."
Self: "I MEAN ROOM."
Self: "I HAVE NO SUN."
Self: "I MEAN SON."
Self: "WE'LL JUST NAME YOU DENETHOR'S FIRE FROM NOW ON."
Self: "I MEAN DENETHOR'S IRE."
Self: "YOU'RE NOT VERY OIL."
Self: "LOYAL."
tocomfortyou: HAHAHA
Self: "YOU BRING ME TO FLAME."
Self: "I MEAN SHAME."
Self: "YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR BOROMIR."
Self: Wow. I'm such a geek.

-doubtful_salmon
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