Me (approaching bed in skimpy school girl outfit): Oh, I need a spanking. I'm a bad, bad girl...
Him: I'm a Paladin with 18 charisma and 97 hit points. I can use my Helm of Disintegration and do 1D4 damage as my half-elf mage wields his +5 Holy Avenger.
Quote watches too much Family Guy
(ps: Comments not too bad either)