Devotchka (kristiangrrl) wrote in metaquotes,

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The Christian Life, According to the Christian Inspirational Genre

shannon_f_r gives a poignant description of Christian relationships. QWP.

Boy meets girl. Boy likes girl. Girl is coy, as Christ doesn't like harlots who wear skirts above the knee and bat their eyelashes at men. Boy is tortured by girl's coyness, although he recognizes that it is inspired by Christ, as manifest in figure of girl's father, a Baptist minister with a large collection of Confederate pistols. Boy goes to Big City, is tempted to do coke off prostitute's ass and watch CNN. Boy resists temptation, waits until girl is, oh, 16, and returns home to marry her in a big backyard wedding with lots of balloons and maybe a clown. Boy and girl live happily ever after in the backwoods, teaching their 14 widdle ones to shoot squirrels and love Christ.
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