R. (notaflorist) wrote in metaquotes,
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In response to crazy bitch Heather Mills McCartney's most recent allegations.

bajingo: with all these rediculous accusations.. Heather won't have a leg to stand on.

...in court.
starfishmedley: Oh, I'm sure she won't be totally out on a limb.

...in court.
bajingo: come on, she really did put her foot in her mouth.

And aparently she's broke.. That bodyguard must have cost her an arm and a leg.
loveanddarkness:Groaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.

Both of you stop it and go get me a glass of wine.
bajingo: I cannot. For I have consumed it all. Out of an antique bedpan.

Context knows bad jokes.
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