amberish highlights on the windowpane (glastaigsyzygy) wrote in metaquotes,
amberish highlights on the windowpane

Of course, when you have homework to do, you should never do it!

el_em_en_oh_pee procrastinates to Kaci Brown's "Instigator":

Textbooks in my bag and I've got
Textbooks in my bag since last night
Books and I are having a fight like
Won't read you- Won't write you
Leave the essay for the fic on the eljay comm
Girlie one taking girlie two to the prom
Can't stop reading 'cause it's all goin' wrong
Girlies fight... fic cause fright

I'm a pro, I'm a crastinator
Is that homework, man, we'll do it later!
I'm a late, I'm a late-night maker
One day, two days, three days, and I
I'm a pro, I'm a crastinator
And if it's due, then I'll do it later!
I'm a grade I'm a grade risk taker
One night, two nights, three nights, and I
(alternate: I'm a pro, I'm a crastintor
Are those textbooks? Geez, I'll read them later!
I'm a last, I'm a last minute starter
One page, two pages, three pages, and I)

All the teachers here seem to have an additude
They assign stuff, stuff I'll wait to do
Two AM and the keyboard still clicks like
Tickatackatic tikca tacka tick
My precal's hiding under computer wires
And I'm focusing on burning tires
And I won't start till the night's almost expired
Tickatackatic ticka tacka tick

(repeat chorus)

Context is writing parodies to songs instead of doing homework, QWP from locked post. Poster asks that I link to the original lyrics, here

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