Some anti-slash wanker sez:
What scares me the most is HagridxHermione...its out there. Be very afraid.
The peanut gallery chimes in.
ingrid: "That's HET, you tuna-brained twit."
phosfate: "I'm not entirely sure she knows the difference."
kannaophelia: "I have these lovely books called Where Did I Come From? and What's Happening to Me? that might make it more clear for her."