Xerxes being the talented military man that he is, sends scouts to check out the Greek force. When they report back, it's not quite what he expected.
xerxes: So, how big is the Greek force and what are they up to?
perzian_scout: It's like, tiny LOL.
perzian_scout: And they're out there doing exercises all nekkid and combing their hair ROFL!!
xerxes: OMG LOL!!
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