Une Comédie En Noir (smoke_rising) wrote in metaquotes,
Une Comédie En Noir
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Yay!

It appears the inimitable lord_semjaza found true love over the weekend.

You know you've found a keeper when:

You're in bed together, trying to repress the urge to break wind, failing, and farting quietly... and the response is 'If you're going to fart, do it properly!'

Thus challenged, an eruption of gas sufficiently potent to be banned under most international treaties and loud enough to make the windows rattle is duly unleashed... and you get a round of applause.

Yay!


Context, of course, farts in your general direction, but that's the whole post.
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