Rebecca (nycscribbler) wrote in metaquotes,
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Schools: the ultimate danger zone

obabscribbler has been exposed to the perils of teaching:

Excuse me, psychotic little bastard, but would you remove that blade from my gut? I'd do it myself, only you're still hholding it and I can't touch you because of your human rights. Teachers don't get rights, you see, because technically we don't qualify as human. We're actually aliens from the planet Educatus, and subsist on a diet of coffee and hastily grabbed handfuls of cashew nuts that enforce us to stay on your world because of their wonderous flavour.

Context has no human rights.
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