My mother told me that apparently feline alopecia means that she's rly stressed out.
... she's a fucking cat. I have no idea what she's got to be stressed about.
"Hard day in the office, honey?"
"Yes! These mice are kicking my ass! I tell you, one day I'm going to buy a guitar, get a band together and leave all this behind."
"Oh, like you can sing."
"You'd be surprised. My nightly rooftop concerts still pull in the crowds."
Context is for Fix My Cut and Paste, LJ.