For a dress form to work properly, it has to properly represent the shape of the body. In other words, each breast needs to be individually outlined, as does the curve of the back, the shape of each buttock, and the shape of the stomach. So here I am, ripping off 8-inch-long strips of duct tape to form individual duct-tape Sarah boobs, carefully smoothing over each one about 25 times (because that is how many strips of duct tape I needed to get it right). And then I got to carefully shape the duct tape over Sarah Ass, and Sarah Back, and Saray belly. All this while listening to All the Things She Said by Tatu.