TWATOWN- Hurricane Red , otherwise known as Uncle Satanicus, Bringer of Menstrual pain, arrived in the quiet town of Ovarius, Vaginon early this morning. The Host has already provided a Tamponic Dam to prevent flooding in the Southern Pantie regions. Red is expected to trickle for another half a day or so but the dam might not be enough to prevent the Impending Flooding forecasted for this evening. A panty-liner has been layed out between the dam and Flowery Red Thong, one of the flourishing Pantie regions, but let us hope and pray that the Tamponic Dam would not cede.
Update - Twatown is uneasy this afternoon after an unexpected bloodclot slide may have clogged the defective dam, resulting in a breach and innundating the panty-liner. The town was also shaken by a serie of magnitude 7 cramps. The Host has been sedated with 2 Vicodins and has threatened to sue TAMPAXinc.
charamelle's, err... "situation" is making headlines