Yes, I Have One (supremegoddess1) wrote in metaquotes,
Yes, I Have One

i finally got permission!

mirist finds an innovative way to deal with Jehovah's Witnesses:

So, the jehovah's witnesses made the mistake of knocking on my door a few moments ago. Let me preface this tale by saying I am hungover and functioning on about 3 hours of sleep...hell, I was still probably a *bit* drunk when I woke up this morning (partying with friends, nothing juicy happened last eve, I just drank too much and I am aware of it). Anyway, I answered the door in what "clothes" I could bother to put on this morning (it is 91 degrees here, on it's way to over 100 by days end)...i.e. boy short panties and a wife beater cut off above the midriff...that used to fit, so, yeah, basically tits hanging out.

The looks on their faces were priceless. They honestly stopped, slack jawed and wide eyed, and tried to formulate words, which took a few moments. Me, being me, and hung over, and annoyed, listened to their little into speech while stretching, thus flashing even MORE tit, and looking bored. Which once again inspired really funny reactions, so I let them continue with their propaganda, nodding and staring at them, but I decided this opportunity was TOO good to pass up, so midway through their little speech I started rubbing my tits with one hand, more or less giving them the fill few of my doctor's work and I stuck the other one down the front of my panties.

SO I am standing there playing with myself and they are trying to remember what it is they are supposed to be saying...

FINALLY, as I am diddling myself at a pretty good clip and squeezing a tit, they get to the point of asking if I want their literature, I say no thank you, and close the door, and proceed to laugh my fucking ass off.

Maybe I should get a 'no solicitors" sign for my door....

QWP, in a friends-locked post, Context is the second cumming of Christ
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