"The worst part of this whole thing is that the age old mnemonic - My Very Excellent Mother Just Sent Us Nine Pizzas - is now thrown out the window. Now someone has to come up with a new one for the lineup of Mercury-Venus-Earth-Mars-Ceres-Jupiter-S
A few I came up with during my lunch break:
My Valliant Executor Made Correct Judgments Securing Uncle Norbert's Prize Cattle.
Miguel's Voracious Elephant Must Consume Juicy Steaks Unless Nino Provides Chicken.
And one in haiku form:
Most Valiant Elves!
Modor's Churlish Jeers Scare Us!
Need Protection - Come!"