🌹 (la_petite_singe) wrote in metaquotes,
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julianatheorize wrote a SoaP song parody to "It's The End of the World As We Know It" -


People get to fucking in the club of mile high
A snake comes down and bites them and they both soon die
Another guy is pissing in the bathroom when a snake jumps up and bites his dick
This all goes unnoticed until everywhere
There's snakes on the plane! Fuck this!
Oh, shit, we got bit, passengers are seen as food, what to do?
Save yourself, kill the snakes
Sam Jackson kicks ass, doesn't let the snakes pass
Though they've killed the doctor, so the bitten ones are doomed, right?
No antivenom, medicines, or anything, so everyone is feeling pretty screwed

I've had it with these motherfucking
I've had it with these motherfucking
I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on a plane


The whole thing is here - really, you should just read the whole thing. It's priceless. (QWP.)
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