The Real Jessie But Secretly Kat. (kiwikat) wrote in metaquotes,
The Real Jessie But Secretly Kat.

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ways to live forever, by kitznegari.

ways to live forever:

1) become a really original serial killer (unfortunately wearing the victim's torso as a hat has been done, sorry boys)
2) start a religion by convincing people you're the only one who is right. learn how to turn water into wine, etc, and ask all sorts of mysterious questions and tell parables, then die ("ascend", whatev) before you see the damage you've done to the world.
3) build a pyramid and put a curse on it so if people die inside it, other people will write lots of books about you
4) come up with a nifty equation (e=mc2)
5) lead a holocaust-type thing/start a world war with arrogance
6) move to america from england and come up with a new type of music, or if you're already here start a "new genre" of music and then kill yourself (overdoses are not as concrete, but you can try it)
7) run for office and pass irrational laws that noone can repeal (ie, you must wear noserings and polkadotted pajamas on thursday AND NO TAKEBACKS!)
8) go back in time and invent the cotton gin or printing press first
9) be a 6 year old beauty queen who dies mysteriously
10) get yourself into the bible (but i'm not sure if they're taking applications at this time)
11) cut the heads off of all the other immortals
12) write a theatre piece that everyone hates but that never goes away (see: cats)

qwp from kitznegari, found here.
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