Baby, I'm gonna do you till you can juggle. (shaysdays) wrote in metaquotes,
Baby, I'm gonna do you till you can juggle.

damionreed Is a One Woman Sideshow Man

Amy recently got a tarantula from a Craigslist poster who wanted it to go to a good home. She used to care for tarantulas and a variety of other creepy crawly things while she was working at the Academy of Natural Sciences. She is overjoyed at her new pet. She informed me recently that one of her life's goals it to have a tarantula, a snake and a monkey. She likes dogs and cats too, as she pointed out, "Dogs are cool, but a monkey could bring me a beer."

She looked off into the distance for a moment before turning to me purposefully to say.

"A monkey will bring me a beer."

God I love her.

Context can play the guitar with it's legs behind it's neck
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