A man came in yesterday, looking for a talking dildo.
"Isn't that called a husband?"
My god, why would you WANT it to talk?"
What would it say?
"Your pussy is ajar."
"Was is good for you?"
"No, that's not the spot. Nope, not there either. Try again."
"I need a cigarette."
Context is bound and gagged in the corner of customers_suck.