Now, I'm a veggie animal loving kind of guy, I like all animals. I hate animal cruelty.......however, I live right by the sea, and every morning I am woken at an ungodly hour by the squawking of literally hundreds of seagulls.
I wish they would just die.
But I love all animals, so how could I possibly want them to all die?
Then it struck me, if I love all animals but I hate them........they can't be animals.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is my belief that seagulls are in fact vegetables.
And as such, they get everything they deserve.
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