Romance: The romance section is a well made fun of researched section and thus little is to be said here. While we all know that women like royalty, pirates, and highlanders and that women's shoulders need to be well-aired in the presence of men, it is important to remember that the romance section features women doing lots of new and exciting things. Women can now have Thriller Romance, Paranormal Romance, and Romance in Space. In fact, the subsections of romance are so specialized that you could probably make a bookstore of just romance novels, each with their own section. Doesn't that scare you? Well, it fucking should!