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From this discussion of naked air travel:

"We've gotta get these motherfucking snakes off on this motherfucking plane!"

It's action...

Random woman: Ahhh! It got me in the eye! *hysterical crying*

It's suspense...

Pilot: *grips the controls* This feels fleshy... *looks down* OH MY GOD, I'VE CAUGHT THE GAY!

It's danger...

Doctor: I've never seen a snake this big before...Alright, folks, stand back: I'm going to have to extract the venom the old-fashioned way...

*mothers cover children's eyes as he goes to work*

It's Samuel L. Jackson like you've NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE...

Samuel L. Jackson: That's it, folks. I have to go down there, and I have to do it alone.

*sympathetic travelers watch with tears in their eyes*

It's IN YOUR FACE ENTERTAINMENT!

Random teenager: *leans over to kiss boyfriend with eyes closed* I love you, baby-- *opens eyes, sees what she's kissing and screams*

TROUSER SNAKES ON A PLANE: COMING SOONER THAN WE THOUGHT TO A THEATER NEAR YOU
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