Family of 8 walks in. Even number of both adults and children. One of the children, I'd say he was about 11ish, mentions that he has a myspace. The following insues:
Old Bitty: My space? What's a My Space?
Kid: It's a-
MOMTOTALLYINTERRUPTS!: It's a place where children get victimized on the internet.
Old Bitty: D:
EVERYONE ELSE: D:
MOMTOTALLYINTERRUPTS!: You're deleting that when you get home.
Kid: D: But MO-OM!!
MOMTOTALLYINTERRUPTS!: No buts! I will not have my child anally-raped (yeah, she said it) by some perrrvert he met on the INTERNET!
Kid: D: MOM!! I'm not going to get anally-raped! I'm not Stu-
MOMTOTALLYINTERRUPTS!: Don't talk back to me! No son of mine is getting anally raped but some lonely old bastard pretending to be a 12 year old girl! I know how those INTERNET PREDATORS work! You're deleting it. End of discussion!!!!!
EVERYONE ELSE: o_O o_o O_o O_O @_@ D: D: D:
Other Customer A: Um...check please?
Old Bitty: Do they really anally rape children on that site?
MOMTOTALLYINTERRUPTS!: Oh yes, I read all about it. It's really just some giant childrens porn site where they anally rape children RIGHT THERE. We discussed it in Church earlier. The Evils of Myspace and how its just a place where children get anally raped.
Other Customer B: Lady...trying to eat here...keep your apparently self-arousing discussions of preteen rape to YOURSELF. Fuck.
Waitress: Ma'am, could you please keep your voice down. There are other patrons-
MOMTOTALLYINTERRUPTS!: I will not! Myspace is EVIL AND THEY ANALLY RAPE CHILDREN!!!! Don't let your children use it! THEY WILL GET RAPED!
Waitress: Then I'm going to have to ask you to leave. You're disturbing our other patrons.
MOMTOTALLYINTERRUPTS!: THEY MUST BE WARNED ABOUT ANAL RAPE ON THE INTERNET
Other Customer B: Lady...it's the internet. It's loaded with "anal rape". You aren't telling us anything. Now please...shut up so I can enjoy the rest of my eggs.
EVERYONE ELSE: :D :D :D :D :D :D
Original post, QWP.