And we now introduce what I hope will become a regular feature on Ken-Jennings.com: Today’s Bewildering Conversation with a Three-Year-Old.
Me: Dylan, you’re going to run into something. Why are you wearing that hat over your face?
Dylan: I’m a grinder soldier.
Me: What does a grinder soldier do?
Dylan: That means I eat crime.
Me: You eat crime? What does crime taste like?
It’s true, my only son can’t pass a Turing test.