jhames -- You never liked my meatloaf recipe, did you?
Look, it's not personal, I already told you that any recipe that starts "puree two guinea pigs and strain through a fine sieve" is just not going to be on my top ten list.
cscottd -- Can I have a pony?
No. You emit anti-pony rays. You would kill any pony within 5 feet just by standing there.
QWP. Context wants some pureed guinea pigs.