mom_almighty describes her son's new superpower:
Ethan appeared at my side, very proudly and shirtlessly, saying "Looky here, Mommy!" and pointing excitedly to his chest, where he'd clamped a pair of magnets to his left nipple. (I've spent some time wondering whether, if I had magnetic nipples, I'd use the power for good or evil.)
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's SUPER CONTEXT!