Roonil Wazlib (baseballchica03) wrote in metaquotes,
Roonil Wazlib

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bluesilverkdg is wooed online by a few interesting suitors:

Now, I have saved the best for last. Our final contestant is representing the great state of Ohio, and girls, is he ever a winner!! I'm not kidding. John is the Man With No Punctuation and a fine, fine writer. He has a 15-year-old duaghter named Larua, and is presumably dyslexic. I'm not totally sure what he's trying to say here, but I do have to give him props for most creative use of the verb "is." At least..I think that's what he means.

Last, but certainly far from least, I bring you...JOHN:
hello beautifull angel

am john m 40 going 41 from ohio i have one duaghter her name is larua
she is 15 now will sweet angel am not here to play a game with you or
talking about sex because am a kindly man with self heart feeling so sweety am here for a good relationship i need someone who can take good care of me and to live with me for the rest of her life, and who i can live woith for the rest of my life am reall so worrie about this isses because my duaghter laura alway worry me about this isses she alway told me that i shuold look for a woman who can be taking good care of her that why sent you this message so pls angel you know am still new of this if you want to know a littel about me i want you to add me right now because am online waiting for you this are my yahoo ID ,,,XXXXX,,,,,pls sweety add me now am still waiting for you
I do have to agree, that this guy needs someone to "take care" of him, because he clearly is not capable of doing that on his own. He is online waiting for me. I hope he didn't wait long.

Context needs a date.
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