The Stick Clicker (ifeedformula) wrote in metaquotes,
The Stick Clicker
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Aren't kids wonderful?

Posted with the permission of mom_almighty

In the Land Of Non-Sequiturs, the three-year-old is king:

me: "Do you want to go to the zoo?"
Ethan: "I don't know - what color are the walls there?"

me: "Could you please open the door so I can get out?"
Ethan: "But all your beauty will come out if I open the door!"


"Mommy!"
"Where's your milk, Ethan? We have to put your milk in the fridge before we can go."
"Mommy! Hey, Mommy!"
"What, honey? Are you ready to go?"
"Hey Mommy, come here!"
"Where are you, Ethan? Did you find your shoes?"
"Mooooooooooooooommy!"
"Gabe's already in his car seat, Ethan, I don't have time to play these games with you!"
"MOMMY! I did it by myself!"
"... What?"
"Lookit! I'm naked!"

*headdesk*
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