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Death of a Furby
Vincent
ifeedformula wrote in metaquotes
ladydyani brings on teh funny again.

When my daughter was three, we somehow managed to beat the other people away and get her a Furby for Christmas. (Remember how popular those were? And how hard they were to find?)

She opens it Christmas morning, and is absolutely delighted. After presents are finished, I'm in the kitchen, cleaning up the breakfast dishes. She's taking Furby around and showing him the house. I hear "This is the living room." Step, step, step. "This is the kitchen." Step, step, step. "This is the bathroom." Pause. "Go potty." SPLASH!

She dropped poor Furby in the toilet. I suppose dropped is the wrong word. Shoved would be more appropriate.

After a painstaking drying, he did manage to work again, but for the rest of his life, he would randomly blurt out odd sounds every once in a while.

Poor Furby.

The context has been savaged by a small child


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I'm pretty sure it was telling me to go to hell.

Now for some reason I have this image of a Furby dressed up as Steven Seagall, saying, "I'm going to send you to hell, where you belong! Chiiiirp wheee!"

I just snorted coffee. I hope you're happy now.

Just consider yourself fortunate that I'm not next to my sketch pad or scanner, else this would be complete with visual presentation. ;)

I definitely want to see that. Maybe Furby all dolled up John Wayne style, asking "Are you feeling Lucky?"

When you can't draw, Paint


Re: When you can't draw, Paint

FTW!

Re: When you can't draw, Paint

LOL, the icon. Awesome.

Re: When you can't draw, Paint

Oh, man, that is awesome! Now I have to go home and find a Furby. I'll dress it up and take a picture. I think we've discovered the cure for boredom. Anyone know if there's a Furby community?

Re: When you can't draw, Paint

LJ has a (dead) community for everything.

Re: When you can't draw, Paint

*blink*

Don't you know that you should NEVER drink anything while reading posts to this community or any associated comments??

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