Rook the Librarian (gisho) wrote in metaquotes,
Rook the Librarian

Metameta: james_nicoll has a very intruiging cat.

Eddy the autisticat is only smart about objects*. He makes up for it by having the interfeline social skills of a small lump of putty. Once he runs through "poke thoughtfully", "sniff", "gentle bite" and "careen across the room like a drug-crazed cannon-ball" he's out of tools. He's very friendly but has no idea how to interact with other cats.

When I got him, he looked like someone had run a weedwacker over him. This was the legacy, I suspect, of angering every feral cat in the neighborhood.

* But that's ok, because he's mostly only interested in objects. I once saw him lean to one side to see around a bird that was blocking his view of traffic.

I worry about his thoughtful contemplation of my stove.

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